It’s true– I can roll my tongue, which you’ve no doubt been wondering. I can only roll it, though, I can’t do that whole crinkly thing that some other folks can. As for the whistling, I really could do that at one time, but is sure wasn’t virtuosic whistling or anything like that. I’m not sure why I can’t now, but when I try I just end up either drooling, or my tongue gets all dry. What it comes down to, though, is that I probably have more urgent things to do with my time.

Today’s title, by the way, is inspired by my internet doppelganger, who has almost the same name as me, but is in a different field. Today we had overlapping subject matter, and we’ll see how this affects the traffic from search engines in the future.